May 2013
That awkward moment when you're talking to someone...
laugh-addict:
sodamnrelatable:
“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”
laugh-addict:
when parents think that calling you “lazy” is going to motivate you
tupacabra:
“…and that’s my presentation.”
rosiebeck:
nxv:
primisthebomb:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air I went to catch it I...
That once in a lifetime moment when Mom agrees to...
laugh-addict:
Never mind i'll find someone like you...
laugh-addict:
sometimes it lasts in love
but sometimes it hurts instead
The awkward moment when you can't read your own...
laugh-addict:
And you’re just like WHAT THE F- DID I JUST WRITE
Trying to sing along to a really fast rap song.
laugh-addict:
When you're reading a book, and something...
laugh-addict:
I will wear what I want.
I will get tattoos if I want.
I will wear makeup if I want.
I will dye my hair if I want.
I will pierce whatever I want.
I will shave what I want.
I will lose weight if I want.
I will gain weight if I want.
I will have sex if I want.
Stop telling me what to do with my body because I’m a girl.
April 2013
Reblog this if you started worrying about your...
ciao-bitch:
drop-deadd:
music-is-my-bl00d:
fly-high-get-by:
myeffinfactory:
my-screaming-insanity:
a-worthless-treasure:
hollow-empty-dead:
darkness-of-the-soul:
feelingfragility:
eatcleanmakechanges:
The notes make this really depressing as a guy reading this :(
Before I was even thirteen..
it’s why I stopped doing ballet at age 10. i wasnt thin like the other girls,...
castielhasthephoneb0x:
a-study-in-butts:
thetwincores:
asapmona:
rhydonmyhardon:
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my boyfriend dated me
